125 Unique Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
Birthday comes once a year, and on that special day, you need to bring a smile to her face using funny birthday wishes for sister. You may not be in the same location but there’s no doubt that her love for you is unconditional.
Birthdays are the perfect occasion to make your sister feel special, you can make your sister’s birthday fun by sending her hilarious birthday wishes for her sister you can send her silly jokes about getting older to jokes about your past.
With the strong bond you have with your sister it’s only right that you celebrate her birthday in a great way you can buy her thoughtful presents, decorate her place, or send funny birthday wishes.
it’s important to let her know how much she means to you every chance you get. These 125 unique funny birthday wishes for your sister will inspire you to write something unique for your sister.
Sweet Birthday Wishes for Your Sister
1. When times are good and when they’re bad, you’re the best sister I could ever have. Happy birthday!
2. Your presence lights up every room you enter. Happy birthday to the best sister to ever live!
3. Thank you for always being my biggest supporter. Happy birthday to my forever cheerleader.
4. Nothing makes me happier than seeing you smile. Wishing you the best birthday yet!
5. Growing up, you were always the most beautiful girl in the world to me. That still rings true. Happy birthday, sister!
6. You’ll always be my greatest role model. HBD, sissy!
7. Sibling love today and always! Happy birthday, sister.
8. You are one of my biggest inspirations. Wishing you the happiest birthday!
9. Sister, you’re simply the best! Happy birthday.
10. You’re one of the sweetest, kindest, and most thoughtful people I know. I’m so grateful that you’re my sister. Happy birthday!
11. You are one in a million! I hope you have a great birthday with all the people you love, and me, someone who is also one-in-a-million. Happy Birthday to you, my favorite sister! Together we bend the statistics!
12. You have an undeniable sparkle that makes people smile. Happy birthday, sis!
13. Your inner and outer beauty combined makes you the most beautiful person on the planet. Wishing you the best birthday!
14. Whether I’m having a good day or a bad one, you’re always the first person I call. Thank you for always being there for me no matter what. Happy birthday, sister!
15. I hit the sister jackpot with you. I hope your special day is just as lucky! Happy birthday.
16. As you celebrate another trip around the sun, I hope you realize just how much joy you bring to my life. Happy birthday!
17. I can’t imagine my life without you. Thank you for being an awesome sister. Wishing you an amazing birthday!
18. You were my first friend and will always be my best. Happy birthday, sister.
19. When you blow out your candles and make wishes, I hope that they all come true. Happy birthday, sissy.
20. Through thick or thin, I can always count on you. That’s why I hope you enjoy your special day to the fullest! Happy birthday, sister.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Sister
21. You may be the younger one, but I’ll always be the best-dressed sister. Happy birthday!
22. Me being your sister is really the only gift you need. Happy birthday!
23. We may need an extinguisher to put out all those candles! HBD, sis!
24. You may be the older sister, but you know who’s the boss! Happy birthday, sissy!
25. No matter how old I get, I’ll always be younger than you! Happy birthday, sister.
26. I’m really just here for the cake. Oh yeah, happy birthday!
27. I guess your birthday wish came true because you have me for a sister!
28. For your birthday, I got you a fruit salad. With grapes, a lot of fermented grapes!
29. You’re the jelly to my roll. Happy birthday, sister!
30. Don’t forget who knows all your secrets. Give me the biggest slice of cake or I’m spilling the beans! Happy birthday, sister.
Best Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
31. Happy birthday, sis! Remember, age is just a number and in your case, a really big one!
32. You’re not just getting older, you’re getting better… at telling dad jokes. Happy birthday, sis!
33. Congratulations on making it another year without getting eaten by a bear! Happy birthday!
34. Happy birthday, sis! If you were a wine, you’d be getting better with age – but let’s face it, you’re more like a cheap beer.
35. Here’s to another year of pretending we like each other! Happy birthday, sis!
36. Happy birthday, sis! I hope you’re ready to party like it’s 1999… because that’s the last time you were cool.
37. Happy birthday to my favorite sister! Just kidding, you’re my only sister.
38. Happy birthday, sis! Don’t worry, I’m not counting the candles on your cake – I don’t want to start a fire!
39. Happy birthday, sis! You may be getting older, but at least you’re not getting any wiser.
40. Congratulations on another year of being my sister. It’s a tough job, but someone’s gotta do it. Happy birthday!
41. Happy birthday to the only person who truly understands how crazy our family is!
42. Happy birthday, sis! Remember, you’re not getting older – you’re just increasing your value as a vintage item.
43. Here’s to another year of being able to blame your bad behavior on your age! Happy birthday, sis!
44. Happy birthday, sis! I hope your day is as fabulous as your hair.
45. Happy birthday to the person who knows all my secrets and still loves me anyway – my sister!
46. Happy birthday, sis! Don’t worry about getting older, just think of it as becoming a classic.
47. You used to be so annoying, ugh! But you’re still annoying (even if you’ve grown up), so happy birthday nonetheless!
48. I hope your day is as special as you are — crazy and unique!
49. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my favorite person to blame when I get in trouble.
50. Happy birthday, sis! You’re not just a year older, you’re also a year closer to becoming a crazy cat lady.
51. You’re not just my sister, you’re also my favorite drinking buddy. Let’s raise a glass to your birthday!
52. You know you’re getting old when the candles on your cake cost more than the cake itself. Happy birthday, sis!
53. Congratulations on another year of being fabulous, sis! And by “fabulous,” I mean still being able to drink like a college student.
54. They say the best things in life are free…except for Botox. That stuff is expensive. Happy birthday, sis!
55. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been there to remind me that I’m not the favorite child (but that’s okay, because you’re still my favorite sister).
56. Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of being the second coolest member of our family (after me, of course).
57. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my go-to person for free therapy sessions (and wine, of course).
58. Happy birthday, sis! May your day be as bright and colorful as the highlighter you used to color your hair in the 90s.
59. Happy birthday to the world’s okayest sister! Just kidding, you’re pretty great (for someone I’m legally obligated to love).
60. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been there to remind me that no matter how bad my day is going, at least I’m not you. Just kidding, I love you (most of the time).
61. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my favorite person to argue with (even though I’m always right).
62. Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of being the person I can always count on to embarrass me in public.
63. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been my go-to person for fashion advice (even though I never take it).
64. Happy birthday, sis! May your day be as fabulous as you think you are (which is pretty darn fabulous, let’s be honest).
65. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been the person I can rely on to have a worse sense of humor than me (but don’t worry, I still love you).
66. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been the person I can count on to make me feel better about my own mistakes (because yours are always bigger).
67. Happy birthday, sis! Here’s to another year of being the person I can always count on to talk too loudly in public.
68. Happy birthday, sis! May your day be as fun as you think you are (which is pretty darn fun, if we’re being honest).
69. Happy birthday to my sister, who’s always been the person I can rely on to have a messier room than me (but I still wouldn’t want to live with anyone else).
70. Happy birthday to my wonderful sister! You’re like a fine wine, you only get better with age… and a little bit tipsy.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Sister
71. Happy birthday to the one who always knows how to push my buttons and drive me crazy. May your day be as irritatingly delightful as you are!
72. Cheers to the birthday girl! May your self-proclaimed ‘unique’ fashion choices continue to inspire laughter and confusion among the masses.
73. To my sister, who always knows how to party – happy birthday! Let’s celebrate like there’s no tomorrow.
74. Wishing you a birthday full of joy and laughter, just like your attempt at cooking last week. Bon appétit!
75. Here’s to another year of your amazing existence, sis! I hope your birthday is as exciting as watching the paint dry.
76. To my sister, who always manages to make me forget my problems – happy birthday!
77. Happy birthday to my amazing sister, who has mastered the art of making every situation about herself. May your day be filled with endless self-appreciation!
78. Happy birthday, dear sister! You’re getting older, wiser, and closer to needing a hip replacement. Cheers to aging gracefully!
79. Cheers to the birthday girl! May your collection of bad decisions and questionable life choices continue to grow. You’re an inspiration to us all!
80. Cheers to another year of being the favorite child, sis! Just kidding, we both know I’m the one our parents love more. Enjoy your day!
81. Happy birthday to my sister, who is still trying to figure out what they want to be when they grow up.
82. Wishing you a happy birthday and a year of finally learning how to do your own laundry.
83. Wishing you a birthday full of surprises, sis! Like finding out that your favorite jeans no longer fit because you’ve been stress-eating for a year.
84. Wishing you a birthday filled with love and joy, dear sister! Just kidding, we all know you’re incapable of experiencing such emotions.
85. Happy birthday, sis! May your Instagram posts be filled with perfectly edited pictures, perfectly staged moments, and perfectly deceptive captions.
86. Happy birthday to my sister, who is still trying to figure out how to adult. You’ll get there eventually.
87. Sending you warm birthday wishes, dear sister! May your achievements be as impressive as your ability to sleep until noon on weekends.
88. Wishing you a happy birthday and a year of finally learning how to adult.
89. Congratulations on surviving another year, sis! May your wrinkles be as deep as the craters on the moon. Happy birthday!
90. Wishing you a birthday filled with love and happiness, sis! May your social media feed be 91. overflowing with envy-inducing vacation photos…all taken in your imagination.
92. Happy birthday, sis! May your tolerance for alcohol be as high as your tolerance for my terrible jokes.
93. Happy birthday to my sister, who still hasn’t returned that dress I let you borrow. I want it back, by the way.
94. To my sister, who always manages to make me laugh, happy birthday! You’re the funniest person I know.
95. Wishing you a happy birthday and a year of finally learning how to keep a plant alive.
96. Wishing you a happy birthday and a year of finally learning how to use a can opener.
97. Happy birthday to the sister who never fails to remind me that I’m the less talented and less attractive sibling. You truly are a gift.
98. Happy birthday, dear sister! May your special day be as memorable as the time you accidentally dyed your hair neon green.
99. Wishing you a happy birthday and a year of finally learning how to parallel park.
100. To my sister, who always knows how to push my buttons – happy birthday! You’re still my favorite pain in the neck.
Funny Birthday Wishes for Your Sister
101. I love you so much that if you are feeling tired today, I don’t mind blowing out the candles on your cake for you.
102. I love you more than pizza, and that is saying a lot! Happy birthday to the best slice around!
103. I bought you some Bingo cards and reading glasses—you know, the essentials for a woman your age.
104. Can I go grocery shopping with you on Senior Citizen Discount Day to save 5%? You do qualify for it, right?
105. Sis, you are like a parent, teacher, and policewoman all rolled into one, and I’m still trying to figure out whether that’s a good or bad thing.
106. Knock knock. Who’s there? Only me wishing you a fantastic birthday, dear sister!
107. You are my only sister and my favorite sister! But if you weren’t my only sister, I’d surely have more options!
108. Mom refers to you as a queen, but based on our personal relationship, I like to think of you more as a warrior princess.
109. Look out! Here comes the coolest sister around. Happy birthday to my sister, role model, and friend all rolled up into one beautiful lady!
110. Whew! Another year passed and you are even more beautiful today than ever. Happy birthday to my downright gorgeous sister!
111. Happy Birthday to someone totally awesome, gorgeous, funny, and sort of reminds me of myself! You are a fabulous sister and you know you owe it all to me!
112. Happy Birthday to you! You smell like my sister and you sorta look like her too!
113. If life gave us lemons and we made lemonade it would be pink lemonade because we are so funky and awesome. Cheers to our bond, friendship and sisterhood. May we share many more years together and may you have many more happy birthdays. You deserve it!
114. Sister, at times you could be the thorn in my side, the worm in my apple, and the pimple on my chin…but through thick and thin you will always be my sister! Happy Birthday to someone silly, spontaneous, beautiful, and witty! I love you to the moon and back!
115. “Beautiful”, “intelligent”, “caring”, and “outgoing” are all words to describe you! But, hey, “funny” wasn’t the first word I put on that list, right? Happy Birthday, funny sis!
116. Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You look like a monkey and you belong in a zoo! I hope your birthday is absolutely bananas!
117. Love you more than pizza! Happy birthday to the best slice around!
118. To the sibling, I am least embarrassed to be related to! Or am I? Happy Birthday to the coolest sister anyone could ever ask for!
119. I hope your birthday is as fun and fabulous as you are, my dearest sister! You know, what? 120. Make it “more fun and fabulous”, just to make sure!
121. Happy Birthday to the world’s greatest sister! I’m so blessed I thought I might give an award, but I hope you have an amazing day anyway!
122. Happy Birthday! Happy Birthday! We wish you the very best birthday full of laughter, love, and plenty of old wisecracks!
123. I guess you’re probably expecting a joke about your old age or something along those lines, but… nah… I won’t say anything about that strand of gray hair I see above your right ear! Happy Birthday to my oldest sister!
124. Happy Birthday, Sister! Congratulations on having survived another year with me as your sister! May this year be your best year yet! #bearwithme
125. I know who you are. I know where you live. I want you to know that I don’t have money but what I do have are a particular set of skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. I will find you… and wish you a very happy birthday, sister!
